Post by The Miz on May 30, 2009 23:19:55 GMT -5
The WWE cameras open up to the jam packed WWE Arena. Thousands of fans occupy the seats, all unique in their own way. Hundreds of different sizes, tons of different ages, and dozens of different races all come together to see the action that World Wrestling Entertainment brings every Monday Night on Raw! The arena is settled down from the previous action and get ready for the next match or promo. The camera’s attention is brought to the titantron when suddenly, a video plays along with a song.
Some fans are startled, some are amused, others annoyed as a blond haired, broad shouldered man makes his way down the ring, wearing blue trunks with ‘KK’ sewn into them. He holds a WWE mic in his hands. Lillian Garcia’s voice is heard, introducing us to this mystery man, the newcomer.
Lillian: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… Mister Ken Kenne-…
The man interferes, talking over Lillian as his music dies down and he climbs up the steps.
Ken: Ah, ah, ah, no, no, NO!
He pulls back the ropes and bends over under them and enters the ring. He gets up in Lillian’s face.
Ken: Get the hell outta my ring! Go on! Shoo!
The man pushes shoos Lillian away like a fly. She looks at him awkwardly, probably annoyed by his rude manors. He smirks as he chomps down on his gum. He goes to the center of the ring and brings the mic to his mouth.
Ken: Tech monkeys in the back, if you will please dim the lights for this extraordinary occasion. Please, dim the lights…
The lights dim on Ken’s command. He nods his head in approval and begins talking again.
Ken: Now, I will do what Lillian Garcia ignorantly tried to do and that is introduce myself. Simply put I am the man who will single handedly change Monday nights. And not only am I a future WWE World Champion, but a sure fire future Hall ‘o Famer! Ladies and gentlemen. I hail from Green Bay, Wisconsin! I stand in tonight at six foot and two inches… I weigh in tonight at TWO HUNDRED AND FOURTY TWO POUNDS… trying to gain weight… Ladies and gentlemen I am…
Mistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah… KENNEDY!!!!
Mistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah… KENNEDY!!!!
He brings the mic down and smirks. He looks around the arena and smirks, before screaming into the Mic again.
Ken: KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!
He throws the mic down as his theme song picks back up. The fans don’t know how to react to the overly confident, self-boasting star. He smirks as he heads to the back as we fade to another scene.
Just something to tell ya who I am, done mostly out of boredom.